Whats the cheapest and most reliable warhead guidance system in the world.
A muslim.

hahah

its funny because its true.

What do you call an arab flying a plane ?










a pilot you racist f***.

lol i liked that korbs

How does a pilot change a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him

Saturday afternoon, I was sitting on my deck, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. Camille from next door was so upset at this that she came over and shouted "You lazy mongrel! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your arse and
give her a break!"

I thought "Gawd! .. Women!" and I took a slug from my bottle of VB wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban's, stared directly at this nosey neighbour, and told her in no uncertain terms "Bugger off and mind her own bloody business. My wife has a green thumb, and she really enjoys gardening".

After a few days I felt really bad so I went out and bought her a ride-on mower to show my sensitive side. I am so proud of the deal I got. I am also proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn. I have attached a picture.

That's one sweet ride-on.

IT GIVES THE WORD 'PUSHIE' NEW MEANING HAHAHAHA

Would rather pic's of the wife.

Would rather prefer english.

hahah Fuknukle nice story

very inventive of fuknukle HAHAHAHAHA i likes it

I wonder if they will mass-produce them


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How do you change the lightbulb in the kitchen?

















You don't. Let the bitch cook in the dark.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a flathead?

One's a scum-sucking-bottom-feeder and the other is a fish...


What did the stomache say to the burb?

If you go out quietly I'll let you out the back door...

dude your eyebrows are so big

What do you call an arab flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist f***!

Ray is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after
dinner, Ray goes to a secluded garden behind the center.
One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden.
They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours
have passed.
After a short lull in their conversation, Ray turns to
Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"
"What?" she asks.
"SEX!!" he replies.
Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up
if I held a gun to your head!"
"I know," Ray says, "but it would be nice if a woman
could just hold it for a while."
"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers,
removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the
garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold
Ray's manhood.
Then, one night, Ray didn't show up at the usual meeting
place.
Mildred becoming alarmed, decided to find Ray and make
sure he was all right.
She walked around the senior citizen home where she found
him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel,
who was holding Ray's manhood!
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does
Ethel have that I don't have?"


Old Ray smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."


p.s. i dont care if its old (the joke that is kiddies)

haha nice one sleepy

haha sleepy

some decent jokes in here,

I: (see pic)

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